Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by red and blue

flanked by red and blue stars

surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

wearing a white cap

White block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a high-contrast white illustration of Doc Holliday in a vest

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S flanked by red and blue"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold