Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched cream uppercase text reads

Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard

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Stacked light blue text below reads "ILLINOIS-MISSOURI LEAGUE" and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB

Green cursive script reads "Hotel" above bold green serif lettering reading "Tropicana

Sam Rothstein turned a sportsbook into a variety show stage because even chaos needs a spreadsheet

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched cream uppercase text readsCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.