Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown " Black sans-serif text at

" Black sans-serif text at the bottom reads "WEST LOS ANGELES

Claiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning-Kruger effect doing a victory lap

flanked by green pine trees

Colt Lanes stood as a Baltimore-area institution across Towson

Smaller condensed text below reads "IF SOMETHING GETS IN YOUR WAY

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Unisex Hoodie allentown " Black sans-serif text atTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered