Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Penguins lost the flight option

Penguins lost the flight option millions of years ago

Bisbee's copper mining camps bred tough ballplayers

representing a proud chapter of minor league ball in Southern California

Bold black text below reads "PIONEERS" with "California League" in elegant script

1888" in the center

Gassquatch - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Penguins lost the flight optionSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text