Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville Large distressed white script text

Large distressed white script text reads "Sorry

Large teal blocky futuristic letterforms below read "OFF WORLD COLONIES" with white sans-serif text reading "SHIMATA-DOMINGUEZ CORPORATION" beneath

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Come with me and find safe haven in a warm bathtub full of my jazz

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Teddy Boozevelt - Women's T-Shirt beeville Large distressed white script textTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads