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Booking a world tour for a man whose entire career lasted one butchered national anthem is exactly the kind of commitment Frank Drebin would respect

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Flowing cursive script reads "Gold Diggers" with a swoosh underline

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" a yellow banner reading "GREEK GAMES HOMECOMING CHARITY CARNIVAL

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