El Guapo's Plethora of Pinatas & Party Supplies - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Inspired by The Simpsons

Inspired by The Simpsons

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A smoking shotgun in his right hand trails white smoke curling upward from the barrel

El Guapo's Plethora of Pinatas & Party Supplies - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Inspired by The SimpsonsJefe's quiet confirmation that he knows what a plethora is remains the most diplomatically genius answer in cinema history. Running a party supply empire on that one moment of intellectual vanity is generational legacy work. Inspired by Three Amigos. The Details: Yellow distressed text reads "EL GUAPO'S" arched above large multicolor rounded letters reading "PLETHORA" in alternating orange and teal. A halftone portrait of El Guapo with curly dark hair