Dark Helmet - Women's T-Shirt witchita which means "I've only had

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Two smaller crossed bats frame white text reading "Since" with "1989" in red

" Navy sans-serif text at the bottom reads "SKILLMAN & E

A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within the circular text

Dark Helmet - Women's T-Shirt witchita which means "I've only hadDark Helmet tracing his lineage through six degrees of absolutely nobody is the most honest villain origin story ever committed to film. Every bad guy thinks they're Vader, but most are just splitting rent with your dad's cousin. Inspired by Spaceballs. The Details: Simplified cartoon portrait of Dark Helmet depicts the character in his oversized gray helmet with small glasses peeking out beneath, rendered in muted gray and skin tones. Bold white