Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt Size:3XL This Christmas Story t-shirt features

This Christmas Story t-shirt features an image of Ralphie Parker

but escaped with the help of his boomstick

It's the same off-the-shoulder shirt that Tiffani-Amber Thiessen wore on the unforgettable teen show

you can show your love for the band that produced such hits as "Photograph"

just as in many Marvel comics

Why Come You Don't Have A Tattoo Idiocracy T-Shirt Size:3XL This Christmas Story t-shirt featuresAfter participating in a suspended animation experiment, Joe Bauers woke up in the year 2505, a time when everyone had UPC tattoos on their wrist. Joe walked into St. God's Memorial Hospital, where he talked to the doctor that appears on this t shirt. When the doctor realized that Joe didn't have a wrist tattoo, he asked "Where's your tattoo? Why don't you have this? Why come you don't have a tattoo?!". For any fan of the 2006 cult classic Idiocracy,