Side Piece - Unisex T-Shirt daly city A black ship's helm wheel

A black ship's helm wheel appears at the top with a yellow and blue ribbon banner reading "REUBEN E

Bold italic yellow text styled like the Star Wars opening crawl reads "I HAVE THE DEATH SENTENCE ON 12 SYSTEMS" across the center

Distressed white block text reads "EST

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Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

Side Piece - Unisex T-Shirt daly city A black ship's helm wheelPumpkin pie at the Thanksgiving table knows exactly what it is, and it's not ashamed. Turkey gets the invite out of tradition, but that warm slice with whipped cream is the one you're actually thinking about. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SIDE PIECE" in chunky hand drawn lettering. Below, a vintage style illustration of a pumpkin pie slice depicts orange filling, golden brown crust, and a white whipped cream dollop, all