University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red surrounded by small white pine

surrounded by small white pine trees

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

Alhambra Bowl stood at the corner of Alhambra and Folsom in Sacramento

Earning military-style wings for a turbulent two minutes in a bathroom smaller than a coffin is the most aggressively optimistic self-assessment in aviation history

skipping cheerfully while waving a magic wand

University of Your Mom - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red surrounded by small white pineFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by