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The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Mixed drinks about feelings isCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie