World's Okayest Neighbor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bold crimson block-letter text reads

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

separated by bullet points

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Negotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence

Pee-wee Herman leaps mid-air in the background in a gray suit

World's Okayest Neighbor - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Bold crimson block-letter text readsBeing the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving, and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact. Nobody's complaining, but nobody's baking you a casserole either. The Details: Distressed white bold sans serif text reads "WORLD'S" above a large decorative serif "OKAYEST" with an ornate capital "O" in an art deco style. A bold condensed slab serif reading "NEIGHBOR" sits below, followed by a thin