Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt surf " and "MIAMI BEACH

" and "MIAMI BEACH

a severed toe

Complete with boob traps

Quitting remains off the table pending a full legitimacy audit

Mikey's two-day rule lasted about forty-five seconds before he speed-dialed his way into answering machine infamy

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt surf " and "MIAMI BEACHReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with