Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL roof-mounted ladders

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" White serif text reads "Baseball Club" above smaller cyan text reading "Central Interstate League" and red text reading "Springfield

Bowling alleys established in 1949 had rental shoes that smelled like collective regret and beer prices that made the experience worth it

Naming your casino "The Bank" is the kind of subtlety you'd expect from a guy who'd engrave his initials on the moon

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Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL roof-mounted laddersTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the