Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L flanked by "ESTD" and "1994"

flanked by "ESTD" and "1994" in small distressed white type

with bold distressed white text reading "KUNG FU" and yellow text reading "ACADEMY" flanked by two small white stars below

" with white hand-lettered text below reading "1515 W

The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts

Halftone portrait in cream ink depicts Terence Mann wearing a flat cap and round glasses

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L flanked by "ESTD" and "1994"Ranking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all